tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-81822806835699309902012-02-16T00:50:26.515-08:00menoreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8182280683569930990.post-26861467372668199792008-11-14T11:18:00.000-08:002011-09-03T09:11:13.464-07:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IHQ9Ml5rdV8/SR3PnSe1NOI/AAAAAAAAAKs/2x8EBJRdfIo/s1600-h/Jesus+1.JPG"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268595412976350434" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IHQ9Ml5rdV8/SR3PnSe1NOI/AAAAAAAAAKs/2x8EBJRdfIo/s400/Jesus+1.JPG" style="cursor: pointer; float: left; height: 400px; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; width: 266px;" />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">"What Would Jesus Wear?"<br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">A fashion guide for young Christian hipsters!</span></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Being born again doesn't have to mean you dress like a dweeb. Here is some timeless advice from the Fresh Prince of Peace!</div><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">1.</span> Jesus sayeth, I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life. Also, I am the Tartan Wool Vest, $655 from Barney's, the Tweed Wool Breeches, $250 from Orvis, and the Maine Hunting Boots, $119 from L.L. Bean.<br /><br /><br />...scroll down for more...<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IHQ9Ml5rdV8/SR3QobmH3LI/AAAAAAAAAK0/EOTYf4s35hE/s1600-h/Jesus+2.JPG"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268596532114349234" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IHQ9Ml5rdV8/SR3QobmH3LI/AAAAAAAAAK0/EOTYf4s35hE/s400/Jesus+2.JPG" style="cursor: pointer; float: left; height: 400px; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; width: 266px;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2.</span> Jesus sayeth, two different kinds of plaid CAN be cool, if thou art the Son of God. Wool-silk-nylon blazer, $2,035 from Etro.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IHQ9Ml5rdV8/SR3Q3lKd7-I/AAAAAAAAAK8/cekmYYRzI48/s1600-h/Jesus+3.JPG"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268596792380747746" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IHQ9Ml5rdV8/SR3Q3lKd7-I/AAAAAAAAAK8/cekmYYRzI48/s400/Jesus+3.JPG" style="cursor: pointer; float: left; height: 400px; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; width: 266px;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">3.</span> Jesus sayeth, Dig thee mine Ralph Lauren windowpane-check wool blazer, $1,295 from Bergdorf's.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IHQ9Ml5rdV8/SR3RgwTQxBI/AAAAAAAAALE/MA8YygCOfhw/s1600-h/Jesus+4.JPG"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268597499745059858" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IHQ9Ml5rdV8/SR3RgwTQxBI/AAAAAAAAALE/MA8YygCOfhw/s400/Jesus+4.JPG" style="cursor: pointer; float: left; height: 400px; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; width: 266px;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">4.</span> Jesus sayeth, Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Balenciaga wool sweater, for surely it is a steal at $765 from Barney's.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IHQ9Ml5rdV8/SR3RzbqdebI/AAAAAAAAALM/UjVx3_yrilc/s1600-h/Jesus+5.JPG"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268597820622731698" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IHQ9Ml5rdV8/SR3RzbqdebI/AAAAAAAAALM/UjVx3_yrilc/s400/Jesus+5.JPG" style="cursor: pointer; float: left; height: 400px; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; width: 266px;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">5.</span> Jesus sayeth, I am in all things; yet I am beyond all things. I am especially beyond in this Duckie Brown wool-cotton shirt, $425, and matching jacket, $1,100, from Odin.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IHQ9Ml5rdV8/SR3SBRqsVFI/AAAAAAAAALU/Q8XakUFBsQg/s1600-h/Jesus+6.JPG"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268598058457519186" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IHQ9Ml5rdV8/SR3SBRqsVFI/AAAAAAAAALU/Q8XakUFBsQg/s400/Jesus+6.JPG" style="cursor: pointer; float: left; height: 400px; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; width: 266px;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">6.</span> Jesus sayeth, It's back to school time, in my bitchin' Phineas Cole houndstooth wool jacket, $1,384 from Paul Stuart.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IHQ9Ml5rdV8/SR3SPq4CiQI/AAAAAAAAALc/Lz1TN0QBFok/s1600-h/JEsus+7.JPG"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268598305742555394" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IHQ9Ml5rdV8/SR3SPq4CiQI/AAAAAAAAALc/Lz1TN0QBFok/s400/JEsus+7.JPG" style="cursor: pointer; float: left; height: 400px; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; width: 266px;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">7. </span>Jesus sayeth, I'm keeping these nail-scarred hands toasty-warm in my Dries Van Noten down-filled jacket, $1,280, from Barneys.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IHQ9Ml5rdV8/SR3SeLnOQLI/AAAAAAAAALk/ghweRm1haZo/s1600-h/Jesus+8.JPG"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268598555048558770" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IHQ9Ml5rdV8/SR3SeLnOQLI/AAAAAAAAALk/ghweRm1haZo/s400/Jesus+8.JPG" style="cursor: pointer; float: left; height: 400px; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; width: 266px;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">8.</span> Jesus sayeth, are you hungry dude? I'm jonesin' for the Last Supper in my tight-to-my bleeding-ribs Wool dinner jacket, $349 from Club Monaco.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IHQ9Ml5rdV8/SR3StPm-ABI/AAAAAAAAALs/4PGEW-pzSGM/s1600-h/JEsus+9.JPG"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268598813819273234" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IHQ9Ml5rdV8/SR3StPm-ABI/AAAAAAAAALs/4PGEW-pzSGM/s400/JEsus+9.JPG" style="cursor: pointer; float: left; height: 400px; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; width: 266px;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">9. </span>Jesus Wept! I'm packed for the Rapture with my Yuketea leather and wool bag, $450 from Bergdorf.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------<br /><br /><span style="font-family: georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">Actual fashion photos published in the New York Times, 11/2008.<br />Photos (c) &nbsp;</span><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/13/fashion/13CODES.html?_r=1&amp;scp=1&amp;sq=plaid&amp;st=cse&amp;oref=slogin"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">The New York Times</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">, under fair use for parody purposes only, not for profit.</span></span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">---------------------------------------------------------------</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><br /></span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">To my Christian friends (if I have any left): if you are offended by this, well, heck, </span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">lighten up</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">.</span><br /><br />-----------------------------------------------------------<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8182280683569930990-2686146737266819979?l=jesusfashion.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>menoreply@blogger.com